28 June 2009

Don't Be a Pig!

in a pig's eye

it is serious...in my little town-so, Don't Be A Pig.

"to the editor
On the weekend of June 13, you ordered a pig to cook for your birthday celebration. You needed a grill to cook the pig on. My husband was nice enough to let you borrow his BBQ grill.
He also got two tanks of gas filled. You paid for one of them and he let you take the other one in case you needed it. He did not charge you anything to use the grill. He did expect you to be honest and return his grill before now.
He worked hard to make that grill and has enjoyed using it many times. It has also been used by a lot of other folks. They have always been good to return it within a couple of days.
It has been almost two weeks and you have not returned it or even called That does not show that you even appreciated him letting you use the grill.
Would you like for somebody to do you this way? He tried to be nice and help you out. We need the grill back to cook some BBQ for ourselves. Please, please return our BBQ grill and gas tanks.
You know what you have done and the Lord knows, too. Please return the grill as soon as possible."

high on the hog or hog heaven


“The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Gives us ham and pork and Bacon. Let others think his heart is big, I think it stupid of the Pig.”
ogden nash

"Why, this fellow don't know any more about politics than a pig knows about Sunday."
harry Truman

“These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made sound never equalled the purity of song achieved by the pig."
alfred hitchcock

brando in pig skin

"I have eyes like those of a dead pig."
marlon brando

a wonderful blog entry here Eating High of the Hog.

DON'T BUY a Pig in a Poke!

discussion here Perils of the BBQ grill.

travel the BBQ TRAIN here on Southern Roads with Sandy Lang Garden and Gun- HOG HIGHWAY


God is great God is good. Good God, please protect the pig.


  1. I am new to the church of pulled pork, but living in Pigtown, what else could I do?

  2. Oh Pig-town the moral dilemma, it must cause great stress. I belong to the chopped sect. la

  3. how I do love a BBQ platter,Is that a real letter?

  4. You might be interested in this story ~

    America's top pork producer churns out a sea of waste that has destroyed rivers, killed millions of fish and generated one of the largest fines in EPA history. Welcome to the dark side of the other white meat.

    Rolling Stone, Jeff Tietz, Dec. 14, 2006


  5. KO- it is a horrible problem and one living in the state- not near the Cape Fear- I am aware of- the case of what a huge business with loads of money can get taken care of- as with all $makers they will and can usually get away with it- from pig to cars to oil by man.



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